I Smell Smut

(Pics: Various sources)

Ok, I have to admit something.  I am a bad friend.  I missed a very important birthday shout out last week.  One of our most avid and loyal readers, Cory, had a birthday last Thursday.  And while I texted and phoned, nothing says Happy Birthday like some pictures of your favorite celeb hotties. 

So, Cory, in honor of your birthday and in hopes you will forgive my forgetfulness, please find enclosed some pictures or Hayden Panettiere, Marisa Miller, and your old school, sentimental favorite, Britney Spears (pre baby making and head shaving). Enjoy

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Here’s Brad Pitt and Maddox (who is in his New Orleans Saints jersey) headed to Miami to go watch the Superbowl. The Jolie-Pitts have a house in New Orleans so I guess that makes the Saints their home team.

Go Saints!

Update: Turns out Angie joined them too.

Stacey:Ahh yes, after all the break up rumors, they show up at the most watched television event of the year.  How convenient.  And now the Brangeloonies will be claiming that awesome and healing love of The Brange and Maddox helped the Saints to a Super Bowl Championship.

(pic: Just Jared & Socialite Life)

’nuff said.

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(pics courtesy Socialite Life)

Hahahahah, OK. Not really

Megan Fox and Mickey Rourke are filming a new movie called Passion Play and this is them on set. Now most people end up getting “linked” to their costar at some point (case in point) but this one I don’t know. It’s a bit too out there. On the one hand, there’s a huge age difference and he’s kinda past his prime. But on the other hand, this IS Mickey Rourke & Megan Fox. Mickey’s been known to hook up with the younger ladies and Megan, well, Megan’s created her own reputation so I’m going to call it and say that these two will be “romantically linked” according to at least 1 supermarket tabloid.

Stacey: They would be the perfect couple.  Beauty and The Beast.  Too obvious a joke?  I’m sorry. 

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

(Pic: Animal Planet and thanks to dlisted for the link)

And in a break from our bitching and gossiping I bring you…puppies!  This cute little fellow is a participant in this years Puppy Bowl.  Click here to see the other participants.

What is the Puppy Bowl?  Well apparently it is a feature for rescue puppies where they play and wrestle and beasically do all round cute things in a football stadium type thing.  Check out the video here.  I warn you.  It is too cute for words.

Puppies are the best.

No comments from me on this one, just the story:

“Lindsay was drinking straight out of a bottle of vodka and I saw her take an orange prescription bottle out of her bag and pop a couple of pills that she said were Adderal, she even offered some of the pills to a friend that was with her. Lindsay was trying to get Sam’s attention, but she was working and studiously ignored Lindsay. You could see Lindsay getting more and more worked up the more Sam didn’t pay her any attention. Sam just got sick of it all in the end though and started taunting Lindsay about her being all drunk and messed up. She said to Lindsay, ‘Why don’t you just have another drink?’ and even told her, ‘You’re a disgrace’.

That made Lindsay just totally flip out on Sam. She picked up a drink and threw it straight in her face! Sam was absolutely furious and picked up some DJ equipment that was by her and threw that at Lindsay. It was crazy!”

Source: Dlisted

I’m going to come out and say it: Julia Roberts is a bit of a bitch. Don’t hate me for hating on America’s Sweetheart!

Julia Roberts & Jennifer Garner are both in that movie Valentine’s Day (which stars pretty much everyone) and at a recent press junket during interviews Julia said this:

“You are quite slim.”

Jen: “I just finished nursing. I’ll soon plump up again.”

Julia: “We’ll stay tuned for that.”

Is it just me or was that incredibly rude? They started filming this movie shortly after Jen had Seraphina so she was still carrying her baby weight. Now it’s been over a year and she’s lost it (the pic above was taken yesterday, February 4th). Calling her out on it in front of the media? Low.

I don’t think I’d want to be friends with Julia

The irony of all this is that Julia Roberts isn’t carrying much extra weight around either. Sure she dresses frumpy which tends to make her look a little heavier, but she’s a lean woman herself.

Stacey: America’s sweetheart my ass!  This woman seems like she is a giant bitch.  While I think Jennifer Garner is boring, at least she is nice.  As Julia gets older, she seems to get meaner.  Maybe stealing husbands and birthing babies isn’t agreeing with her.  Hey lady! Just because you have an Oscar doesn’t make you better than everyone else! When was the last time you did anything relevant?  Keep in mind, you are in this crappy movie too!  Don’t take your self hate out on Jen just because she is younger and thinner than you.

(Story: Lainey Gossip. Pic: Socialite Life)

(Pic: Just Jared)

Ok, I have confessed it before.  I totally lust after Benicio Del Torro.  I know, I know. He isn’t exactly in his prime and he can be a little scuzzy looking but he can also be totally hot.  And its not just his looks that I lust after.  There is something about him, his eyes, his attitude, and as Tanya said “his swagger” his sexy accent.  Even that story of about how him and Scarlett Johansson had a sexy rendezvous in an elevator at an Oscar party makes me want him.  Yes, I want him badly.

But whenever I admit it to someone, they look at me like I am crazy.  Or like they are totally grossed out.  I don’t get it.

Am I totally out to lunch on the whole Benicio thing?

At any rate, here he is doing the rounds for his latest movie, The Wolfman.

Tanya: It’s not bad that you still love him. I do too. Let me know when you’re going to see Wolfman

(Story: Celebitchy, Pic: aceshowbiz.com)

We so called this didn’t we?  How long did it take?  2 and a half months?

Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie signed on to do a movie called The Tourist which in it they apparently play lovers.

I love Star sometimes.  They are so brazen and outrageous.

My favorite part of the cover? “First she stole Brad from Jen, now its…Angie and Johnny!

Oh please.  I don’t buy this for one second.  Johnny would never do this to his partner and the mother of his children, Vanessa Paradis who is way cooler and way more suited to Johnny.

Not that I would put it past Angie either.  When she married Billy Bob Thornton he was still engaged to Laura Dern and we all know (and are sick to death) of the Brad/Jen situation.  DO you remember the from the Mr & Mrs Smith set about her not wearing underwear during sex scenes and what not with Brad?  Please.  She so would!

And not that I totally believe all the break up rumors that have been circulating but Angie seems fickle.  And Brad is starting to look old.  And Johnny is Johnny.  What woman wouldn’t want to be with him?  At any rate, it will be interesting to see where this one goes.  Could be fun!

Tanya: Alright. I really don’t think Angie would just up and leave Brad for a co-star. She’s got all those kids too. I think she’d probably do it the PR friendly way and break up the family FIRST before moving on with the costar. Something Brad didn’t do so well which is why we’re STILL talking about it. If Brad & Jen just called it off, and then Brad & Angie came out like 6 months later (after a few solo appearances at events) people would forgive and wouldn’t dwell on it.

(Pic: Celbitchy)

In an ironic twist of fate, Joslyn James, one of Tiger Woods many many mistresses, finds her face on Tiger Woods balls rather than have Tiger Woods balls on her face.

Some ball company out there thought it would funny (and I agree) to make a commemorative ball set with the faces of all of his alleged mistresses on it.

Now, what I find extra funny is that this woman is NOT ashamed to come out as one of his probably hundreds of girlfriends, which I personally find completely and totally repulsive and sad, but she is mad that her face is on a set of balls.  She says its because she feels it is encouraging violence towards women.  Actually, I think its to poke fun at the fact that you are all a little slutty, probably thought they were something special, but are really just one in a dozen.  So get over it.  Its funny.

And I just really like the fact that I have been able to say balls so many times in this post.  I giggled each time I wrote it.

BALLS!

Tanya: You know, if anyone else’s series of mistresses got their faces on a bunch of balls I might agree that it’s promoting violence against women. But because Tiger is the most famous golfer of all time, and because these babes love balls, I think it’s appropriate. If she hadn’t made a big deal about it this would probably just be a fun gag, but now that she’s talked about it in national news outlets it’s going to be a very profitable business because everyone knows about Tiger’s balls being all over the ladies, and now his ladies get to be all over the balls. Balls. Balls. Balls.

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