I Smell Smut

More Parks & Recreation love, this time for Aubrey Plaza. I’ve never played World of Warcraft, but this commercial is awesome:

Kate Hudson and that guy from Muse were out and decided to hide from photographers by putting his head in a plastic bag. Even I know that isn’t safe.

But I’m not overly surprised that he is trying to kill himself. My husband probably would too if I went out in toe shoes like that. They’re a cool idea but they look stupid. I think they’d be fun to try but whenever I point them out in a store I get a giant “NO”. And honestly, I’d be embarrassed if I was photographed out and about wearing them.

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

Jessica Simpson has always had an ample bosom, but her pregnancy boobs are getting ridiculous. And the scary part is she isn’t even due until spring! Jessica Simpson’s boobs might get bigger than the average woman’s pregnant belly. Yikes!

(pic: The Superficial)

When LeAnn Rimes first got her breast implants we sided with her because they were nice and conservative (see here for a refresher).

But this picture of LeAnn Rimes taken on Saturday seems a little more booby. Actually, a lot more booby. Not sure if she’s just wearing a super push-up bra, if she lost some more weight everywhere else (she’s a skeleton, unless she’s removing organs this is likely not what is happening) or if she got bigger implants.

Because this is LeAnn Rimes who clearly has some body issues I’m going to go with the theory that her implants got bigger which actually makes me sad for her. She wasn’t too bad to begin with but the extreme weight loss and now giant boobs make her look awful. I’m sad that she feels that she needs to do this to herself

(pic: The Superficial)

Beyonce showing off her baby bump at a DVD release party. To me, this dress makes it look like she sweats gold and has some giant sweat marks under her armpits.

Who am I kidding, Beyonce probably does sweat gold.

Stacey: Or you could sell her sweat for the price of gold.

(pic: Dlisted)

I’m sorry for all the Justin Bieber posts. I have no idea why I’m so fascinated with him right now. Maybe it’s because most of the other “celebrities” in the news are just a bunch of fame whores I don’t want to even have to look at pictures of let alone ready anything about?

But seriously, can any of the other celeb even compete with this – a Bieber mustache?! I didn’t even notice it when I was looking at the other AMA pics yesterday because, let’s me honest here, it’s a pretty weak ‘stache. I bet he’s been working on it a few weeks too.

Staring at his face makes me wonder about his facial hair – do you think he waxes between his brows? And do you think he is freshly shaven? I was under the impression that he doesn’t have any facial hair at all but this ‘stache blows that out of the water.

Unless it’s fake…

Stacey: Mustache?  I don’t see a mustache.

(pic: Dlisted)

The main story that accompanied this picture was about how Anglina Jolie is basically starving herself on a 600 calorie a day diet (aside – I think that’s how many calories the Starbucks Caramel Brule Latte has) but her skinny arms aren’t what I noticed – Angie is wearing pink!! And not a shaded taupey neutral peach pink, like an actual pink. !! I’m so used to black, taupe and while Jolie that this is a nice change.

In other Jolie news, I read today that she’s taking Pax to Vietnam so he can hang out with his grandmother. I think that’s pretty cool.

Stacey: While I like the pink, her skinny arms are the FIRST thing I noticed.  How can those arms list a child?  They are so thin!  Maybe instead of trying to feed orphans in foreign countries (which is very noble), she should feed herself.  Yikes!

(pic: Dlisted)

Ben Affleck has shifted from looking super emo and is now looking more like… John Lennon? No? The homeless guy in the coveralls who walks McLeod and 10th AVE SE (Stacey, you work by there – is the walking homeless guy still a staple in that area or does he pace a different street now?). Even though it’s not a great look, at least it’s not a totally bad look. Much better than Emo Ben.

Seraphina & Violet are pretty adorable though. I wonder if they’re going to have a little brother or a little sister…? Any bets on names for this one? I’m going to guess a daughter named Pearl. Or Ava. Or a son named Boston because there is probably nothing that Ben Affleck loves more than Boston.

Stacey: LOL.  I see that guy every morning.  He is still kickin’ it.  

This Ben reminds me of the Ben that J-Lo dumped.  I can’t find any pictures right now though.  But he does look homeless.

His girls are so cute.  Can’t wait to see Baby Boston.

(pic: Celebuzz)

Do you watch Parks & Recreation? If not, you should. It’s super funny. And while all the characters on it have their own charm, one who stands out for me is Adam Scott. “Who?” you might be asking yourself, the guy in the photo. Duh.

This photo is not great. This is Adam arriving to a comedy event that paid honour to Amy Poehler over the weekend. But if you watch the show you’ll know that Adam, who plays Ben, is actually kinda cute. Anyone else feeling the same way? Or am I alone on this one?

I tried to put together a photo gallery of him to support my cause but it wasn’t really helping my case… Maybe that’s not a good sign.

Stacey: I don’t know who this person is…so I am not really interested….especially since this photo is kind of scary.

(pic: Socialite Life)