Yum! Taylor Lautner's Rock Hard Abs

I think I have a sick crush on Taylor Lautner….seriously, that kid is so cute I could just squeeze him to death…and as my favorite character in the books, I love him a little more. I can’t wait for the 2nd movie, because that really is Bella and Jacob’s story.

Its funny, ever since we discovered the Rob Pattison/Tanya’s ex boyfriend similarity its been harder for me to crush on him…would it be illegal if I bumped Rob for Taylor on my Freebie Five? Lainey has this whole thing about guy math…you can’t crush on or date a man that is yonger than you by half your age plus 5…so TECHNICALLY I am in the clear for Taylor…but 17 is a bit young…

Tanya: I think Taylor is adorable, but he reminds me of my bro so the lustfulness is totally not there. And Stacey, your math sucks. 26/2=13+5=18 which = TOO YOUNG! “Freebie” implies no ramifications, such as jail time for being a pedo, so I say switch him in! Is he on Lainey’s list?

Stacey: Oh right!!! I forgot I am 26…ugg, that sounds so old to me…MID twenties…

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