Looking great... except for the socks...

Their relationship has always seemed a bit off but thankfully they’ve gone out in public to kiss which lets us know what everything is OK.

I want to write about how this whole marriage is a sham because Wentz is clearly batting for the other team. The only reason they’re kissing is because he likes the shade of lipstick Ashlee is wearing and she wouldn’t let him wear it out (“if I kiss her, then I can wear some too…”).

But then I saw the socks. No self-respecting gay man would wear white tube socks with an all black ensemble.

So, Pete Wentz: Not gay? or Gay with no self-respect?

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Stacey: While I think there is a possibility that Pete bats for the other team, I totally buy him and the lesser Simpson.  I don’t know why, but I do.  Although, he has a serious case of the TMIs…Too much Information.  There have been multiple times where I read what he has said and think to myself “Does he hear himself speak?”.  If my husband shared some of the info about me that Pete has shared about Ashlee, I would kick him right in the crotch.  Let ye be warned…

More pics after the jump…

Photo credit: JustJared & Getty

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