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A victory has been won for all douches around the world.  Ashton Kutcher beat CNN to one million Twitter followers as reported by Us Weekly.

Why even wage this war, Ashton?  As a supposed “role model” you should be sending your young audience TO CNN to be up on local, national, and world news, broaden their horizons.  Instead, you pull this stupid stunt.  To prove what?  All it proved is you are a douche and only out to serve yourself and inflate your already massive ego.

I may have misspoken with regards to Kanye West.  Ashton should wear the crown and sit on the throne in Doucheland.  Who ever wins the current Douche-Off needs to go head to head with Kutcher.

Just remember Ashton….no matter how hard you try or who you are married to, you will always be Michael Kelso.

Tanya: So sad. People would rather get daily updates re Ashton’s 8yr old mind workings instead of important, real world news. I am disappointed.

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