Hahah, not my words. Those are the always inspiring words of Megan Fox.

“He probably is my favorite person in the entire world. Shia makes me laugh harder than anybody I’ve ever known in my life. I end up crying or almost peeing myself every time I’m with him. So he’s just my favorite – I love you Shia! And he’s really super-handsome!”

These two really belong together. I can see it now… a quickie Vegas wedding just for fun as friends (ala Britney Spears & Jason Alexander), followed by the realization that it’s legal and they got too smashed after and slept together, followed by a baby neither of them wants, a trailer (double wide of course, they’re movie stars), fights, cops called because the neighbours are sick of the yelling, then her leaving him with the kid and hoping on every available penis in Hollywood to spite him.

Ahhh, fate. Or was that an Aerosmith/Guns ‘n Roses video?

Stacey: I am with you, Tanya.  A mother loving wiener and a white trash, bi-sexual bimbo.  They are a match made in 80′s rock video cliche heavan

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