My husband says that horizontal stripes aren’t flattering on me because they accentuate my curves a little too much. As shown here with Jessica Simpson. She goes from “curvy” to “OMG! Look at those hips!!!”. Horizontal stripes make you look wider. It’s a fact.

Short + Wide. Not a good combo.

Stacey: I never ever wear stripes.  I am short and boxy, I have a gymnasts body type.  This dress would look atrocious on me.  The problem with Jess is I think that she thinks she is still tiny.  Because at one time, she probably would have rocked this dress.  Right now, she looks like she is wearing an over stuffed sausage casing. 

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