Here’s Dita Von Teese out shopping to buy some sunglasses.

I like her look, and it looks great on the red carpet, but in real life it doesn’t seem right. She’s a little too pale and her look is a little too ’50s. My great-grandma used to dress like that. And have that same pale complexion. And Dita’s starting to remind me of her.

Martini glass –> Old folks home. Dita Von Teese has just lost her sex appeal.

Stacey: I am going to respectfully disagree. I think Dita’s image is refreshing.  Especially since most of the stars walk around looking like carbon copies of each other.  And the pale skin?  When Dita is 70 and still has flawless skin, she will be laughing at those girls who never took care of their skin when they look like they are 70 rather than their real age of 50.

However, the dress does remind me of a set of curtains.  But the shoes are great.

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