I love this story for so many reasons.  A few weeks ago Megan opened her garbage dump of a mouth and took a swipe at the man who made her famous, Michael Bay.  Something to the effect that his movies are only special effects packed and aren’t known for the acting, to which Michael replied:

“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you. She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, “Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it.”

Love it.  Bay 1, Fox 0.

But now The Guardian is reporting that Megan said Bay auditioned her in a very unusual way.  Allegedly, when Megan went to Bay’s house to audition rather than making her read lines, he had her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her.  Whats amazing is that not only does Megan agree to be video taped but she actually admits to doing it.  However, in her admittance that she is a total skank (which we already knew), she also makes Bay look like a creepy old pervert.

Point 1 for Fox.

And then when it, Michael said the tape in question has “disappeared”.  Disappeared, Michael, or was wrecked from over use?

Tanya: Being videotaped washing a car seems like an appropriate audition for this role. They don’t need someone who can act (obviously). They need someone who looks hot with cars. You wouldn’t interview someone for a modelling job by giving them long division questions; you’d make them parade around in revealing clothing so you can check out the goods to see if they’ll sell. Samesies.

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