I didn’t bother to read the article that accompanied these photos over at Socialite Life because it’s probably funnier using your imagination that to know what’s really going on here.

Imagination: Russell Brand playing soccer with some fat elementary school kids and being genuinely thrilled that he either got a goal or for pushing a kid down and stealing possession of the ball. He then runs over to the sideline yelling “Mom! Mom! I did it!!!” and then the fat kid calls him a mama’s boy which makes him cry, wear more black, and increase the thickness of his eyeliner.

Real life: Probably is a movie shoot. (booooring)

Stacey: This picture is my new happy place

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