Madonna turned 51 yesterday and celebrated by making out with Jesus Luz in Italy.

Seeing them kiss is gross. I was really hoping he was just her handbag & baby holder who she was using to stay in the press. I imagine Madonna getting ready for sexy-times to look something like this.

Happy Birthday Madonna. You may terrify me, but you are still an icon and I respect your contribution to music.

Stacey: Mo, believe me, I love you, I worship you, but do you really think these pictures are convincing us that Jesus is not gay and that you aren’t paying him to be at your side?  My birthday wish for you is that you start to gracefully accept your age, because parading around your main mo like he is your BF is unflattering.  You are amazing at 51; enjoy it!  I only prey I am in half as good of shape as you are when I am 51.  Heck, I wish I were now!

(Source: RadarOnline)

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