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  • Mickey Rourke & How to Cling to Relevancy

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    October 14th, 2009TanyaRandom Scent

    Mickey RourkeSo picture this: you’re a washed up actor who gets offered a role of a washed up wrestler. You take it & it turns out to be a real hit. You make some money, meet some girls, the drugs & praise start flowing again and you realize just how much you missed it. But then the buzz of the film wears off and people stop caring about you again. What do you do to get photographers attention?

    Dress like an idiot.

    A textbook move. Well played Mickey Rourke, well played.

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