(Pic: Celebitchy and ESPN)

So ESPN has a new magazine coming out and the first issue entitled “The Body” issue has page upon page of nude or scantily clad athletes with strategically placed appendages or props.  While most of them are in photos by themselves, Edmonton Oiler’s Ethan Moreau, Sheldon Souray and Andrew Cogliano are photographed together in what I think is a HILARIOUS picture of them hanging out in their locker room.

I am sorry, but this photo is ridiculous.  Firstly, nice thigh tat Moreau.  And why is Souray humping that helmet?  Is this how men hang out together in locker rooms?  Look, I love my girlfriends and I loved my team mates but we were not in the habit of hanging out butt ass nekkid together on the change room.  Not that there is anything wrong with that and if that’s how the Edmonton Oilers do things that’s totally fine.  But this is a weird picture.

Tanya: This is hilarious!! I’ve heard a lot of stories about hockey locker rooms and this photo pretty much sums it up: homo-eroticism. Cogliano looks so awkward. He’s wearing the most and you can tell he’s still super uncomfortable. And the jersey behind Souray kinda gives him devil horns. lol what is the goal of this campaign??

Added: I took a look at the rest of the photos (you can see them here) and OMG, some of these athletes are super hot.

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