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People has just announced their Sexiest Man Alive and its not who you’d think.  Not Robert Pattineson, not Bradley Cooper, not Becks, not Hugh Jackman….drum roll please…..its Johnny Depp!  Like, duh!  Who else would it be?

While Johnny is a surprising pick considering who was in the running against him, I can’t say I disagree.  While he is a bit older, which I personally like, and he isn’t in a big block buster coming out, and he isn’t conventionally sexy, Johnny always brings the hotness.

He has amazing syle, while its a little out there it totally suits him, he’s talented, intellegent, a great father, he absolutly adores his partner and mother of his children, he has no recent scandles, he’s a reformed bad boy, and he is gorgeous!  Come on!  Whats not to like?

We always refer to Lainey Gossip and her Freebie Five.  Freebie Five are those five people, given the opportunity, you  could have a one nighter with and your spouse couldn’t object.  Freebie Five is about that though, one nighters, and so there are a few people who could never make the list, they are Lifetimes, someone you would want to spend the rest of your days with, and Johnny is one of them for me.  Never on my list because one night wouldn’t be enough.

For the record, Johnny Depp is not on I Smell Smuts Hottest Guys List (coming in December!).  Tanya is not an appreciator of Johnny and his quirkiness.  We debated it for a bit, with me conceding in the end.  I am starting to think we may have left out an essential player in the field.

Tanya:There is no doubt that Johnny Depp is hot. He is. But the hottest? He is scandal free and a great father/partner which is awesome. Love it. And his looks… well… they’ve decreased over the last few years. I’m sorry, they have. And his style? He “owns” his unique style for sure, but it’s not a nice style. He always looks like a hobo. If you ran into Johnny Depp in an alley way you would avert your eyes and try to make some distance because it looks like he’d probably ask you for money.

I love Johnny Depp. Great actor, great man, and a unique person who tries to keep some separation from the whole “celebrity”-ness of Hollywood. BUT, he’s just not that hot. We can always add him into the list though and see how he ranks.

Stacey: See, this is another perfect example of why we have never fought over boys…sometimes we couldn’t disagree more.  Like here.  I respectfully disagree.  The issue with Johnny is he doesn’t fit into the tiny box that Hollywood labels attractive.  But that’s what makes him so hot.  And he is classic.  Like Robert Redford or Paul Newman.  Sexy forever.  And that’s Johnny.  There are only two other people that have been named twice, Brad Pitt and George Clooney.  Johnny belongs with those two and Johnny deserves a second title before the likes of Robert Pattinson or one of the other young guns gets named. 

Would he fit on our list?  No, because you are like 1% of the female population that doesn’t think he is hot and your grading would much it up, a la Colin Farrell.  I will admit that even as Captain Jack Sparrow, he still brings the quiver for me.  He just has “it”, that something that makes him so attractive.  I am with People on this one.

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