(Pic: Celebitchy)

Well, if you ever wanted a close up of Megan Fox’s vag, here it is, in its full glory.

It has been a while since we have posted a Megan bashing article.  Mostly because she hasn’t said anything incredibly stupid for the last few weeks.  I was starting to wonder if she had become a mute because for a while there it seemed like she couldn’t shut her stupid trap.  But, like clock work, Megan has come out with a new interview and with new comments that do nothing but make you roll your eyes and hate on her more.

On girls: “Women tear each other apart. Girls think I’m a slut, and I’ve been in the same relationship since I was 18. The problem is, if they think you’re attractive, you’re either stupid or a whore or a dumb whore. The instinct among girls is to attack the jugular.”

There are plenty of beautiful women out there that we don’t hate on.  We hate on Megan because she says stupid sh%t to get attention.  Because she has degraded herself to nothing but a pin up girl, not saying anything with substance.  And she has chosen to do this, yet hates that it has happened.  I don’t hate her because she’s beautiful, I hate her because she spews garbage from her mouth.

On her last movie, Jennifer’s Body: “People expected ‘Jennifer’s Body’ to make so much money.  But I was doubtful. The movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America. It’s obviously a girl-power movie, but it’s also about how scary girls are. Girls can be a nightmare.”

I was also doubtful about that movie making money.  But not because of the content.  I was doubtful because of the actress.  When you are as attractive and threatening as Megan is, you need to have the talent to back it up.  But Megan doesn’t.  So, she is just threatening and talentless.  My hubby thinks Megan is hot, but not hot enough to sit through an entire movie featuring her bad acting skills.  And now she seems to be biting the hand that feeds her.  If she was doubtful of the movie, why did she do it?

Moral of the story: if you want people to stop hating on you, stop doing things that make them hate you.  Like flashing your business for magazine articles.

Tanya: I just got home from a long day of work & school and I was trying to eat dinner. Thanks for ruining my appetite with the crotch shot