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So it turns out that Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are going to be in a movie together called The Tourist that is reported to be quite steamy.  I can almost hear the rumors now.

Johnny and Angie Start Elicit Affiar

Johnny and Angie Caught Off Set Kissing

Angie In Love With Johnny Depp

“Its Over! I’m With Johnny Now!” Declares Angie to Brad

I know that I am a bad person for being excited for this, but I am.  Angie has a thing for guys (and girls) that she works with.  She married Johnny Lee Miller after they worked on Hackers together, she dated Jenny Shimizu after working with her in Foxfire, she married Billy Bob Thorton after Pushing Tin (whom, by the way, was engaged to Laura Dern at the time that they started their affair), and lets not forget Brad Pitt, her current squeeze, who left his wife Jennifer Aniston after personally requesting Angie for the role in Mr & Mrs. Smith (allegedly).

But our Johnny wouldn’t do that, would he?

I don’t think he would.  But lets hope he can withstand the allure of Angie’s hypnotic, man eating vagina.  Because lets be honest, she soooo would.

Tanya: “Johnny’s Ultimatum: It’s me or the kids!”

“Angelina’s Living a Double Life”

“2 Lovers, 6 Kids, No Time to Eat. A Frail Angelina drops to 36lbs”

“Brad Turns to Jen for Support”

“Vanessa Paradis Turn to Jen for Support”

“Johnny & Angie Get Tattoos of Each Other’s Name in French – But will Brad & Vanessa Find Out?”

“Angelina Seduces Director to Cast Johnny Depp” (ok, this one might already be on the stands)

Sorry for getting carried away there, it’s just TOOO much fun!

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