First Tiger Woods’ week started with allegations of infidelity, then he busted up his car in his own driveway. The whole thing seems kinda fishy to me so here’s the facts and I’ll let you decide for yourself:

Fact: The single-vehicle accident occurred about 2:25 a.m. in Windermere, a suburb of Orlando, according to police. (CNN)

Fact: Woods pulled out of his driveway in a 2009 Cadillac SUV and struck a fire hydrant, then a tree, according to an incident report from the Florida highway patrol in Orange County. (CNN)

Fact: The airbags on his car didn’t deploy, according to a Florida Highway Patrol report, an indication that he was traveling at under 33 mph. (People)

Fact: “There was Tiger Woods laying on the ground in front of the vehicle with his wife over him rendering first aid,” “He was in and out of consciousness with lacerations to his upper and lower lip,” “He was mumbling but didn’t say anything coherent.” (CNN)

Fact: the accident was not alcohol-related (CNN)

Fact: Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, told the police she was inside the house when she heard the accident. She said she went outside and used a golf club to break out the rear window of the vehicle, then pulled him from the SUV. (CNN)

Fact: State troopers had tried to speak to Woods on Friday as part of a routine car accident investigation, but his wife said he was sleeping (CNN)

Fact: Tiger & Elin were having a fight before the accident (TMZ)

Detective Michael K from Dlisted has connected the dots of this story:

According to a source, Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren had a fight about the rumor that he’s cheating on her ass with that Rachel Uchitel trick. The argument got violent when Elin attacked Tiger’s face, scratching it up. Bitch showed him who the real tiger in the family is.

That was Tiger’s cue to exit stage left, so he hopped in his Escalade to escape the madness. But Elin wasn’t going to let Tiger get away that easy, so she chased him with a golf club and smashed his back windows. Tiger, who is taking painkillers for an injury, got distracted in all the chaos and crashed into the fire hydrant. The two made up the story that his SUV’s windows were busted out, because Elin broke them with the golf club to save Tiger.

 

Stacey: Oooo, my smutty radar is off the charts with this story!  Finally!  Some good gossip!

Smashed out the windows with a golf club to get him out of the car?  Ya right.  Trying to smash out his windows cause he cheated on her?  Much more likely.  Whats more, according to TMZ, Woods told a source who them told TMZ that he needed to get a “Kobe special” which he described as a “house on a finger”.  If you recall, Kobe Bryant bought his wife Vanessa a 4 million dollar ring after the whole Colorado incident. 

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