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    November 30th, 2009TanyaI Smell Smut's Hottest Guys

    Hot AbsJust in time for Christmas! Instead of a chocolate count-down calendar, we have a count-down of the Hottest Men, one a day until Christmas. Could the holidays get any better?

    Because we think “Best of” lists should have some sort of criteria to their rankings, we’ve rated the men on the following:

    • Style & Wardrobe – a well dressed man is always hotter than a man dressed like a hobo
    • Body – abs, butts, arms, etc. They’re all important.
    • Face – because a hot body doesn’t always include a hot face, and vice versa
    • Charisma – that special “it” factor
    • Lust Factor – you know exactly what we mean with this one ;)
    • Sleaze factor – some guys have got all the looks, but their sleaze value is so high that it kinda kills the magic. Or if you’re Stacey, it makes it more magical.

    By adding together the Style, Body, Face, Charisma & Lust factors and subtracting the Sleaze Factor we got our “Hot Score” for each of the men.

    We also required that the men be celebrities (this is why our very handsome husbands aren’t on here, sorry guys) and that they be hot now. Men who were hot a few years ago aren’t always hot now. For example: Brad Pitt, Mark Wahlberg, Ben Affleck & Johnny Depp are all hot men, no question, but this year they’re all looking tired and raggedy and you’re more likely to find them covered in baby vomit and old dirty clothes than covered in some body oil showing off their abs. It’s a shame, but hopefully they’ll up the ante for next year. Gentlemen?

    Since we don’t agree on much, our list only has 18 guys and some honourable mentions. If we really didn’t agree on someone they didn’t make the list and when they did make it we often ranked them so differently that this list is a little different than you’d probably expect. If you don’t like our rankings – let us know in the comments! If you do – you’re welcome ;)

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