How much would you pay to NOT have sex with this woman?

Well, multiply that by about a hundred bazillion and that’s what Tiger Woods will be paying to never have sex with Elin Nordegren again. I’m not saying they’re going to get divorced and she’s going to get a crap load in settlements, but I think it’s safe to say that she’s not the “forgive and forget” type.

And for some international fun, here’s a Taiwanese CGI reenactment of what may have happened that night. Props to the cop with the mohawk. Nothing commands respect for authority like a redneck mohawk.

Stacey: Ahahaha, thats hilarious!  For the record, I would pay tens of dollars to not sleep with this woman

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