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    December 14th, 2009StaceyI Smell Smut's Hottest Guys

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    # 7 Bradley Cooper:

    Style/Wardrobe: 7.5

    Body: 8.5

    Face: 8.5

    Charisma:  7

    Sleaze Factor: 3.5

    Lust Factor: 7.5

    Hot Score:  35.5

    Ok people, we have something to admit.  When first doing this list, Bradley Cooper wasn’t on this list; not even discussed.  Then I saw The Hangover with my husband and the whole time I am thinking “goodness gracious Bradley Cooper is hot.  I can’t remember where he ranked on our list”.  And then it hit me.  He wasn’t on the list.  How on earth could we forget Bradley Cooper?  It was a travesty.  SO, now after being added, he rests nicely at the #7 spot.

    Coops, as I like to call him, is the total hotness right now.  And might I say he has the most amazing hair.  Like run your hands through it and grab it kind of amazing.  Plus he has, like, the perfect body; tall, muscular but not too muscular, broad shoulders, great ass.  While watching The Hangover all I could think was how perfectly his clothes fit him and how delicious he looked.

    And he is so funny.  My hubby and I just rented the 5th Season of Nip/Tuck, which he is in and he is hilarious.  And he is in the two highest grossing R rated comedies ever, The Wedding Crashers and The Hangover. Funny + gorgeous = irresistible.  And even when he is not playing funny, like He’s Just Not That Into You, he is still awesome to watch because he is just so damn good looking.  He played a total ass in that movie and I still wanted him.

    So what’s Coops down side?  Well, for starters, he’s dating Renee Zellweger.  Out of all the women in the world he could have he picks her?  Not to be mean or anything but that makes me question his taste, and thus, who he is as a person.  Also, normally, he is dressed quite well, but every once in while he dresses like he doesn’t have a mirror.  And I am sorry, but to be the hottest of the hot you need to be impeccably dressed at all times.

    Overall, Bradley has so much going for him.  Great face, great body, tall, funny, but we are getting to the nitty gritty here and needed to be fairly cut throat when grading.  Bradley is up there but he isn’t playing with the big boys yet.  Maybe with a few more movies under his belt and a better girlfriend, he might rank higher on our list.

    Tanya: I think you pretty much covered everything J Hot body, hot face, nice ass, great personality, but he’s hit and miss with his style and puh-lease, Renee Zellweger?? Seriously? I just don’t buy it. When they first started dating I thought he might be getting paid to do it, but now… I know that he wouldn’t get bankrolled this long with nothing to promote… but it still seems weird. Well, good for you Renee, you’ve bagged a hottie. But can you imagine how much Coops’ profile would be lifted if he dated say… Natalie Portman or one of the other hot young (but not too young) actresses?

     Stacey: PS.  Upon scowering literally hundreds of photos in search of the perfect ones for this post I have discovered that Bradley does not photgraph as well as one would expect from I Smell Smut’s Hot Guy #7.  He is just one of those guys that is way hotter in action.  So as a favor to ISS for crowning Bradley #7 he in turn is going to have to do more movies so we have more to drool over.  Deal?

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