Today you will not get a Hottest Guy post. Blame it on Henry Cavill. Blame it on his hair, his awful suit, and those shoes. Please check out the thumbnail below that shows the shoes to see what I mean. They might actually be worse than the hair. (scratch that, the hair is worse. Brushed out curls? No thanks.)

The whole reason we started the Hottest Guys list was because we were disappointed with People Magazine for leaving out some key hotties – like Henry Cavill. So we made sure to include him. And he did well. Very well. Henry Cavill was 6 days away from being our #1 hottest guy.

And then I got an email from Stacey with the subject “Have we made a mistake?” and a link to these photos. I think we DID make a mistake. This is so awful that it automatically disqualifies Henry from #1. Actually, from the whole list. I would feel bad putting any of our hot men on a rank lower than this. Henry has gone from #1 to an honorable mention – and it’s only a mention because of how AWFUL it is!! WHY HENRY WHY??

He looks like a cross between Nicolas Cage & Orlando Bloom. Or Hayden Christensen. Or like a guy that has a weekend gig playing a pirate in Vegas. And not at a classy joint on the strip either. Hey, for all I know that’s what Nicolas Cage is doing to make ends meet since he ran out of money.

So instead of a hot guy today, you get Nicolas Bloom the Weekend Pirate. A little harsh, yes, but I’m incredibly dissapointed that he effed up our list – and killed his hotness! I’ve included some pictures of Henry Cavill not fighting the hot (don’t fight it Henry! Embrace it!) so you can remember why we had him on the list to begin with. Hot men will be back tomorrow.

Stacey: There are no words to describe the deep sorrow that I feel for the loss of Henry Cavill.  I was so proud of our list. So so proud.  We had the perfect mixture of the main stream guys and the odd choices and was especially proud that our #1 hottest guy wasn’t your typical pick.  Henry was our guy.  But those pictures.  And that hair!  *shudder*  Honestly, I had to look twice to make sure they didn’t just tag it wrong.  I could not believe that was our Henry.  But, alas, it really was him.  Our beautiful Henry.  Looking like some terrible 80′s gigolo.  I am just hoping it is for a movie role or something because I am having a hard time believing that he is choosing to look like this for no other reason than thinking it looks good.

It was a hard decision to make, but I think we made the right one in disqualify him.  But really, he disqualified himself.  There is just really no excuse for that…that….whatever the heck that is.  I have shed my tear and we must sally forth!  Fear not, ISS readers.  There are still 5 more hot guys to come.

And Henry, please please rethink what you have allowed to grow on your head.  And do it soon.  Because next year I will be rooting for you to be on our list. And it is going to take an entire year of unquestionable hotness to erase that travesty from our minds.

Stacey: I’ve added some of my fav pics of Henry to remind myself that he is hot.

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