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    December 16th, 2009TanyaI Smell Smut's Hottest Guys

    Gabriel Aubrey# 5 Gabriel Aubry
    Style/Wardrobe: 9
    Body: 10
    Face: 10
    Charisma:  5.5
    Sleaze Factor: 0
    Lust Factor: 5.5
    Hot Score:  40

    If you’re paying close attention to our Hot Score you’ll notice that Gabriel Aubrey scored 40, which is 4.5 points higher than Bradley Cooper. This is a really big jump if you take a look at our last 5 hot men who are all within 1 Hot Point of each other. Let me tell you why:

    Tanya: We should have Gabriel Aubrey on the list.

    Stacey: But he’s not even famous.

    He’s a model, dating Halle Berry and we post about him on the blog.

    He’s not really that famous. If we put him on we’ll have to put everybody on.

    No we won’t. Not many people are as hot him.

    I don’t think he should make the list.

    I don’t think we should be friends anymore.

    So after I threatened excommunication of friendship, Stacey caved and let him go on the list. And clearly, we agree on his hotness. Perfect 10′s for his face and body, he’s got an amazing sense of style, and a sleaze factor of 0. Gabriel is a doting father, a devoted partner, and doesn’t seem to ever step out of line. Gabriel made the list and scored quite well. So well that he’s technically our #4 hottest man, but as a concession to Stacey I let her use her editorial discretion to bump him down a few spots due to his unfamousness. (update: Because Henry Cavill forgot how to be hot Gabriel Aubry has snuck his way into the top 5 again, and is technically now #3. Had we more time and people left we’d have moved him back down but we don’t so he stays)

    Stacey: Sorry Tanya, he is just not famous enough to rank over out Top 5 hottest guys.  I never disputed his looks, body, or face, but being Halle Barry’s baby daddy does not equate to fame.  I would love to see him around more, and if he were to step outside the realm of model that would be great.  But until then, his charisma and lust factor are staying as is.  I just have nothing to base it on!

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