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Hot Guy #3 – David Beckham
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December 18th, 2009I Smell Smut's Hottest Guys
# 3 David Beckham
Style/Wardrobe: 9
Body: 9
Face: 8
Charisma: 9.5
Sleaze Factor: 7
Lust Factor: 10
Hot Score: 38.5A perfect 10 for lust factor. We have finally come to the section of men that we both agree on. And if we can both agree on these guys, they must be hot!
David Beckham’s hotness is one that I frequently use in conversations of relative hotness. Let’s have a fake conversation between me and a dinner guest… I’ll call her Stacey.
Stacey: You know who’s hot? James Franco.
Tanya: Oh, he is hot. But he’s no David Beckham.
*both ladies stop to drool and blush*
And that’s pretty much how it goes. Any mention of David Beckham and the conversation stops and both women start to fantasize about him.
So what is it that makes Becks soooo freekin’ hot? Well, he’s got great style and a super hot body (and isn’t too bad in the face either!) which helped him score well, but I think the big one for Becks is his charisma. He’s got something about him that just oozes “sex”. I’ve come to believe that the very image of the man triggers some kind of hormonal reaction in our brains. If Aaron Eckhart is your neighbour he’ll help you carry your groceries. If David Beckham is your neighbour he’ll probably put the moves on you in the elevator and succeed. He’d hit up all the ladies in the apartment and you’d all still blush about it.
Ladies world wide would drop their panties for David Beckham if given the chance, and the thing about David Beckham is… well… from what we hear about him he might not turn down the opportunity. I’m not sure if the fact that the fantasy might come true makes it hotter or not, but it makes Becks a bit of a sleaze ball in our book and brings down his overall hot score to land him at 3rd on the I Smell Smut Hottest Guys list.
Stacey: Seriously, Becks is so hot. SO hot. I can actually smell his pheromones when I look at a picture of him. And, quite honestly, it smells like sex. I’m not sure what exactly it is. Maybe how well he wears clothes, ANY clothes, or no clothes at all, or how fantastic he looks in underwear, or the fact that he is super rich, or that he appears to be a loving father with three beautiful boys, I don’t know. But whatever it is, I want it. Bad. In fact, I don’t think I have ever come across any woman that does not find him irresistible. And while his sleaze factor is a little high, let’s be honest, which one of us could turn down Becks even though he is married? I know I couldn’t. And if you say you could, you are lying. Because Becks is so hot it is a little unfair….*fewf*…is it hot in here or is it just me?
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1 responses to “Hot Guy #3 – David Beckham” 
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I hope you deducted some points for his “Michael Jackson with an English accent” voice.

Cory December 18th, 2009 at 12:20