Well, we finally made it.  It was hard work looking at all these hot guys and grading them but somebody had to do it.  No worries, I Smell Smutters, Tanya and I took the bullet for you   So of all these hot guys, who was the creme de la creme?  The big cheese?  The sexiest of the sexy?

Jason Statham.  Mmmmmmmm.  Jason Statham.

Style/Wardrobe: 10

Body: 10

Face: 8.5

Charisma: 10

Sleaze Factor: 0

Lust Factor: 10

Hot Score:  48.25

Yup, Jason is our guy.  The Hottest of the Hot.  And he really really is.  Tanya and I agreed about him across the board.  And even though it is a bit by default win, since Henry Cavill was demoted earlier this week, it feels right doesn’t it?   A full 4.75 points ahead of our #2 guy, Hugh Jackman, he is the clear cut winner.

He has the whole package.  From head to toe the man is perfection.  While he may not be as pretty as Hugh, Jason has that something that we have been searching for.  That something extra that gets us drooling.  That something that we can’t quit put or finger on but makes us think those unspeakable thoughts.  And with his low sleaze score (he sits at a big zero), he rose above the other hot men, like David Beckham, whose sleaze score makes them just slightly unappealing.

So what is it about Jason that we just can’t resist?

For starters, he is so manly.  I mean, this guy could really kick some one’s ass.  Not that I would encourage fighting but couldn’t you just picture him stepping up to someone who had wronged you and throw down in your honor, muscles glistening with sweat and testosterone.  And after that, he would pick you up, throw you over his shoulder and carry you off to the bedroom.

Go a head.  Take a minute and soak that image in.  Nice isn’t it?

And any of you feminist chippies out there who say you wouldn’t like that are lying!  Lying I say!  Because as much as those emo skinny man children seem to be popular right now (Zach Efron, Robert Pattinson), all us women really want a man who will take charge, who we feel safe with, and who could bench press the combined weight of those “men”.

Plus Jason is a total dude.  I mean, which one of you guys out there wouldn’t want to hang out with Jason?  He is a cool guy and he is likable.  He must be!  Because a couple of his movies are fairly questionable yet we all watch them.  And as crappy as they can be, Jason makes them tolerable. Have you seen Death Race?  Without Jason, it would be garbage but with him I actually watched it twice. And while there are a few bad ones, he has been in some good ones too.  Snatch, Crank, The Transporter, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Italian Job, etc.  Really, I will see anything he is in.

So, in the end, Jason Statham is the total package; manly, great dresser, cool, good looking, sexy, in great shape….the list can go on and on.

So congratulations Jason!  You are I Smell Smut’s Hottest Guy.  And to show your gratitude, please feel free to take Tanya and I out on a date or give us massages or intimate things of that nature .  Well, mostly just me.  Forget Tanya.  Yes people, I think we have found the man that Tanya and I would actually fight over

Tanya: I would fight you for Jason Statham. No question about it. Not that I don’t value our friendship, because I do, but I value those muscles, that accent, the twinkle in his eye and that look that says “let’s go get into trouble” even more. No hard feelings though, right?

Bumping Jason up to #1 just felt right. He deserves it. He’s overall just hotter then the other guys when all things are considered. Even Henry Cavill, who is definitely jumpable, doesn’t have the same magnetism. And while Jason is definitely “manly” and could probably kick the ass of anyone else on our list, he’s not “macho” (aka an arrogant douch) about it all. Case in point: while Statham could probably get any lady he wants, we don’t hear anything about him bragging about his conquests or parading various women around town. I dare say he may even respect the ladies. Sigh!

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