Charlie Sheen was a major douche this Christmas and instead of drinking coffee and singing Christmas carols around the tree on Christmas morning he got booked for second-degree assault, menacing and criminal mischief. Classy. Nothing says “I Love You!” like domestic assault on Christmas morning.

Sheen posted $8,500 bail and was released from jail last night, maybe even just in time for turkey dinner.

Update: People Magazine is just saying that Sheen was the agressor, but TMZ is saying that his wife Brooke Mueller started it:

Sources say authorities gave both Charlie and Brooke blood alcohol tests. Brooke registered a .13 while Charlie registered a .04. By the way, the 911 call came in at 8:34 AM on Christmas day.

TMZ is also reporting that Brooke has admitted that her call to allegations of assault when she called 911 weren’t true, and that when the police first showed up on the scene Charlie was telling them that HE was the one being assaulted.

My family enjoys a little Bailey’s in their coffee on Christmas morning while we open presents, but to register a .13 blood alcohol level at 8:30AM I think you’d need to start drinking moonshine while you’re opening stocking at 6AM and just keep givin’er for the next 2 1/2 hours.

Stacey: .13?  That is crazy for first thing in the morning.  Unless they were still going from the night before?  At any rate, this story is ridiculous and I can’t believe that I am still suprised when stories like this pop up about Charlie.  Did you know that he once accidentally shot Kelly Preston when they were engaged?  Ya.  Crazy!  Why do woman still want to be with him?  It is clearly hazardous to their health!

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