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    January 11th, 2010StaceyI Smell Smut's Hottest Guys, Random Scent

    (Pic: Just Jared)

    Do you remember this?  It was horrible.  Traumatizing actually.  Henry Cavill was mere days away from being crowned I Smell Smut’s Hottest Guy and then he showed up to a fashion event looking like, as Tanya put it, Nicolas Bloom the Weekend Pirate.

    I has hoping HOPING that this picture was a one time occurrence, that the next time I saw Henry he would bring the quiveration hard core.  So this is the first picture I have seen of him since then.

    Its a little underwhelming.

    So, lets break it down.  He is showing his sexy arms, his face is perfection with those pouty, kissable lips and deep brown eyes.  But then there is that hair!  Again!  The hair is killing the quiveration.  I just can’t deal with it.

    And to make things worse, in the interview that goes along with this picture he has this limp dick thing to say:

    “We love cuddling, too. Sometimes, after a big night out, you think, ‘I just want a cuddle, we can do it in the morning.”

    What was that?  You would rather cuddle?  Blach.  You are KILLING me here!

    Has Henry lost the hot?  I think that I may be over him.  The hair + cuddling = not hot.  Sorry Henry, but I can cuddle with my dog.  I want someone a little more manly.  Not that I don’t still like him, cause I do, but maybe more as a friend than a fling.

    Maybe if he loses the hair do I may be able to find him attractive again.  But until then, he is relegated to the “Friend” zone.

    *sigh* I miss hot Henry.

    Tanya: *tear* Oh Henry. I have a soft spot for big curly hair but Henry just doesn’t rock it as well as I think he could. Sigh! He’s still hot, but it’s just not the same anymore.

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