Sometimes I call Jesus Luz “Madonna’s 4th Child” because of how young he is, but I forgot how young he actually is. Today is Luz’s 23rd birthday. *shudder* Imagine dating a 50yr old when you were 22. *BARF!*

Side note: Why do these people always get up and DJ at their birthday parties? I highly doubt any of them have any sort of practice or skill. Does the DJ in charge even let them touch the buttons? I wouldn’t. I’d be all “Here’s the deal. You get up in the booth, you can put on these headphones, and you can touch this one little dial. Don’t touch anything else. This is my equipment and I will mess you up if you touch anything else”. I suspect that celebrities DJ’ing is equivalent to picking out the next song you want to play in iTunes.

Stacey: When I was recently looking at buying a new guitar, one of the guys at the music store that was helping me was telling me that they sell turn tables two to one on guitars.  Back in the day, kids wanted to learn how to play guitar.  Now they want to spin.  Which is why you see everyone and their dogs behind the decks now.

And DJs are extremely anal about their stuff.  But I am sure being Madonna’s hired boyfriend has many perks.  And playing with anything you like is probably one of them.

(Pic: I’m Not Obsessed)