CNN dedicated almost a full 10 minutes to calling out Jennifer Aniston’s “Pre Movie Checklist” of:

1. Date a famous guy (preferably a costar)
2. Racy magazine photos
3. Tell all interview about her split from Brad

So funny. I love this because it seems like CNN spends a lot of time covering non-news news and because they’re being critical of Jen which I don’t think happens very often. I think the media feels too sorry for her to call her out on being so meticulous.

I’m sure you know by now that I’m not a part of the Jennifer Aniston Pity Party. Do I want her and Brad back together? No. Do I wish pain upon Angelina Jolie for being a reported homewrecker? No. Do I care that she’s “Fabulous at 40!” and dating her most recent co-star? Nope. Do I want her and Angelina Jolie to get in a cat fight at an awards ceremony? Yes. Yes I do. For no other reason than hillarity.

Stacey: If there were ever a cat fight between Jenn and Angie, that would literally be the greatest moment of my life.  Could you imagine?  And who do you think would win?  My money would be on Jenn.  While Angie seems pretty feisty, I imagine that the seething hatred Jenn must feel for her would fuel the rage.  And have you seem Angie’s scrawny little arms.  Jenn would snap her like a twig.  It would be amazing!  Two hot chicks fighting it out over Brad Pitt?  Throw some jello on them and you would have the greatest ratings getter in television history! 

We all have our dreams.

So if you have the time, please watch this and enjoy.

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