(Pic: Just Jared and Rolling Stone)

Oh John Mayer.  You know how to melt my heart.

How was this quote from his Rolling Stone interview missed last week?  This is the best one.

“When I get married that’s gonna be my vows, ‘Do you, John Mayer, take this woman to have and to hold, to wear her ass like headgear?’ Yes, I do — you’re the one whose ass I wanna wear like a hat for the rest of my life.”

Amazing right?  Totally amazing.

For the record, John, you can wear my ass as a hat any time you like

Tanya: *singing* “You say amazing, I say retarded.”

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