(Pic: Just Jared)

Oh wait.  That’s not a blond Gene Simmons.  Are we sure?

Upon double checking, it appears that the person in this picture is Ke$ha (yup, that really is a money sign in her name).  Ummmm, who is she?

Oh.  That person who does that incredibly annoying song, Tik Tok.  I see.

What exactly is going on in this picture?  Why is she dressed like that?

Oh I get it.  This girl makes crappy, generic pop music and the only way to make herself standout otherwise is to dress like a total dill hole.  Predictable and slightly pretentious.

This is the girl that is topping the music charts right now?  I am sad for the future of music.

Tanya: For the record your name is now $t@c3y because symbols instead of letters is totally where it’s at. Ke$ha’s shoes look a little unstable there. They should probably have some sort of strap to hold them on.

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