(Pic: Celbitchy)

In an ironic twist of fate, Joslyn James, one of Tiger Woods many many mistresses, finds her face on Tiger Woods balls rather than have Tiger Woods balls on her face.

Some ball company out there thought it would funny (and I agree) to make a commemorative ball set with the faces of all of his alleged mistresses on it.

Now, what I find extra funny is that this woman is NOT ashamed to come out as one of his probably hundreds of girlfriends, which I personally find completely and totally repulsive and sad, but she is mad that her face is on a set of balls.  She says its because she feels it is encouraging violence towards women.  Actually, I think its to poke fun at the fact that you are all a little slutty, probably thought they were something special, but are really just one in a dozen.  So get over it.  Its funny.

And I just really like the fact that I have been able to say balls so many times in this post.  I giggled each time I wrote it.

BALLS!

Tanya: You know, if anyone else’s series of mistresses got their faces on a bunch of balls I might agree that it’s promoting violence against women. But because Tiger is the most famous golfer of all time, and because these babes love balls, I think it’s appropriate. If she hadn’t made a big deal about it this would probably just be a fun gag, but now that she’s talked about it in national news outlets it’s going to be a very profitable business because everyone knows about Tiger’s balls being all over the ladies, and now his ladies get to be all over the balls. Balls. Balls. Balls.

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