Not only are you one of the most beautiful women in the world, but you say that birthing your first child didn’t even hurt a bit. Gisele Bundchen birthed her son Benjamin, at home in her bathtub, without any pain medication.

“The whole time, my head was so focused — every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me”

Stacey: Riiiight.  It was just easy as pie.  And when you fart, it smells like roses and magical fairies fly out your ass and sprinkle the rest of us with pixie dust.