Today is Taylor Lautner’s 18th birthday. I had expected this to be a day of rejoicing for Stacey because she wouldn’t feel like a pedo anymore, but instead it’s a day of lamenting the hotness of Taylor Lautner and how Lainey ruined it.

Stacey: Happy Birthday, I guess.  But mostly I am just sad.  And it really sucks that I have to do this on your birthday but…Taylor, I think we need to break up. I know, I know.  Now that you are 18 its not wrong for us to be together.  But since the comparison to Tom was made, I just can’t see past it.  When I look at you, I see his face.  And I worry deep down that you will start wearing his high heals.  Or that you will start jumping on couches and grinning that crazy grin.  I’m sorry, I really am.  I hope we can still be friends

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