(Pics: The Superfical)

OK, not really, but its pretty darn close.  Here is Madonna and her boy toy, Jesus, making out and grossing us all out in the process.  I just don’t get it.  She used to be hot.  And only like  a year ago, too.  But suddenly she is like the Crypt Keeper.  And she is sucking Jesus’ life force from him.  And forcing us to watch.  And someone needs to tell her that it is not appropriate for someone her age to be wearing those clothes.  And what is with the gloves?  If she is going to wear gloves she could at least wear ones that cover up those hideous arms of hers.

Tanya: Well, I guess I don’t need to go to the gym today because I’ve just thrown up everything I’ve eaten in the last 5 days.

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