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  • Tiger Woods – Robot

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    February 19th, 2010StaceyRandom Scent, Sports

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    So Tiger Woods just go through with his “apology”…did you see?

    In case you didn’t, let me recap it for you:

    I’m sorry…blah blah blah…I did something bad…yadda yadda…I’m sorry to the kids all over the world who look up to me…*yawn*…there is no one to blame but me…fake cry, pause for dramatic effect…aaaaand scene.

    Ya, that was pretty much it.  And it was lame-o.  He read from a piece of paper, stumbled over his words, seemed contrite and like it was staged and fake.

    Sorry Tiger, but I didn’t buy it for a second.  Maybe try showing some real emotion.  Maybe try seeming sincere. Maybe try to appear less like a robot and more like a human.

    Noticeably absent was his wife, Elin.  Good for her.  Obviously, he would have needed her to be there in order for most to forgive him.  If she could forgive him, so should the rest of us.  But she hasn’t forgiven him.

    We’ll see if everyone else does.

    Tanya: My favourite part when when he got a flicker of anger in his eyes and demanded that people leave his family out of it. Think they’ll listen? I’ve also held the belief that Elin attacked him with a golf club for so long now that when Tiger said there “has never been an episode of violence” in his marriage I don’t really believe him.

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