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Thank you to Lainey for this super awesome write up.  While writing this blog is just totally for for, I secretly wish I had Lainey’s job.  Actually, its not much of a secret.  It would be amazing.  And this story she wrote up is totally why.

The Oscars are this weekend and every year there is the Grey Goose Party and everyone who is anyone is there.  Click here for the first of her 5 write ups and a list of some who attended.  Awesome right?  And she gets to go.

I would love to see all the big names interacting with one another.  Who hates who, who loves who, who flirts with who, who’s a drunk, who’s an ass, who is the most beautiful.  Please!  I would die to do this.

But this year, my boyfriend, Zachary Quinto was chosen by the Queen Bee.  Madonna apparently selected him of all the party go-ers and he is her new “it boy”.  Click here for the read.  Its worth it.

And while we all joke about how frightening Madonna can be, the truth of the matter is, she is still the boss, she is still the biggest name…she is still the sh%t.  And being in her inner circle is like finding the golden ticket to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.  But with less chocolate.

I look forward to the stories and the pictures that will be sure to follow.  I wonder if she will kick Jesus to the curb in favor of Zach?  And I would give anything to be a fly on the wall at a party with Zach and Madonna.

Tanya: While it would be cool to have Lainey’s job because you get to attend all those events, I don’t think I could live this. I have a lot of fun doing this blog but if I did it ALL the time I’d become a crusty b*tch. Imagine bloging 3 times more than we do now, doing print articles, TV shows, always travelling, Tweeting, etc and always being on some sort of deadline. Gross.

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