According to In Touch (insert eye roll here):

“Jessica has had a crush on Ryan for ages,” a friend explains. “They’re planning to get together soon.”

Haha, not sure what “friend” spilled the beans on this one but it sounds a little suspect to me. BUT gossip is the name of our game so lets roll with it.

Ryan might not be the best partner, but he’s hot. Jess might not be the best thinker, but she’s hot too. Therefore, this is a grade A match!

Stacey: As much as In Touch doesn’t have much “street cred”, Jess does like douche bags.  John Mayer, Billy Corgan (sorry Billy but its true), Dane Cook, and TOny Romo.  I think Ryan would just make sense.  He would also break her heart, but Jess seems to go for that doesn’t she?

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