(Pic: Just Jared)

I love animal print.  I really do.  But I totally can’t wear it.  Its hard to wear well.  Because the prints are usually really busy and thus make you look larger or lumpier in areas that aren’t large or lumpy.  And this is on people who are thin!  So it is extra hard to wear it you are curvy like Jennifer Lopez.  But she totally rocks it.  I am so jealous.

While I don’t find J-Lo “hot” I do think she is beautiful.  And Marc Anthony is, like, below average.  And standing next to her he looks extra ugly.  Sorry to be mean, but its true.  People who aren’t really beautiful shouldn’t stand beside really beautiful people.  It just accentuates their ugliness.

Tanya: Marc Anthony looks like an open-shirted, Latin Skeletor.

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