I went shopping with my grandma once to pick out a dress for her for some event. We settled on a cute black dress with some pretty flowers that just needed to be altered a bit in the straps.

I don’t know what happened at the alteration place though because a few months later we went out to see a play and she wore the dress – and it was granny cleavage everywhere. It looked like Madonna here; the intentional display of granny cleavage. My grandma wore a wrap over hers because she didn’t want to look like she was trying to bring all the boys to the yard. Unlike Madonna. Madonna honestly looks like she’s pulling the old ladies girls out so you don’t look at her face and realize that she IS the same age as your grandma, or at least your mom.

Stacey: I don’t know what it is, but it seems like Mo has aged, like, 10 years over the last two years.  And it kills me to say it, because I love her, but she looks like a scary old witch.  She was never traditionally pretty, and we all can’t have the same genetics as Demi Moore, but Madge has not aged gracefully.  Remember us talking about how ugly people should not stand next to beautiful people.  Well, Madge should not stand next to young people because it ages her significantly.  And it also makes her look…desperate.  This picture makes it look like a grandson walking his grandmother across the street.  Especially with those hands!

PS.  Can we never say the words “granny” and “cleavage” together in the same sentence again?  Barf.

(pic: Dlisted)

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