(Pic: Just Jared & the Superficial)

Seriously.  I see this chick all over the place.  She did the cover of Maxim a little while ago, she allegedly dated Chris Pine, and she is always being posted about on all the gossip website.  But who the hell is she?  Olivia Munn?  What does she do?

A quick wikipedia check tells me she has basically done nothing of any importance.  No wait!  She was “hostess” in Date Night.  And that she is a “model”.  Really?  This girl?  Not to be mean, but this chick is nothing special.

Why is she everywhere?  Why is anyone interested in her?  In fact, why am I posting about her right now???

Tanya: She released a PETA ad yesterday asking people to boycott the circus because they use elephants. I think the more effective way to get people to boycott the circus would say that the clowns are really evil demons that will follow you home and eat your feet off if they dangle over the bed. It’d probably be more effective. Then the circus won’t have people coming any more and the elephants will be out of work and free. Except you can’t just free an elephant into the wild of urban North America and it’s probably really expensive to send them back to Eurasia so they’ll end up getting slaughtered out back behind the mall. You win this round PETA.

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