(Pic: Dlisted)

Seriously.  Can Lindsay not even get her poop in a group for Cannes?  Is she so trashy that she shows up to a major event wearing a dress that is not even sewed at the bottom?  Yes.  Yes she it.

I know what probably happened.  She got the dress, wanted it shorter, so cut it up to make it the way she wanted.  Not a good idea.  She should have at least kept it longer to cover up her scratched up knees.  Ghetto!

Why is she even there?  Because she has been cast as Linda Lovelace and is trying to drum up some buzz for a movie that may not even be happening because they don’t have the rights secured to use that name.  Seriously, this chick is busted.

In other Lilo news, she apparently needs to appear in court on Thursday in relation to her failing to complete court ordered alcohol education programs, which according to TMZ, she still needs to complete.  Apparently, going to Cannes dressed like a busted mess trying to drum up publicity playing a porn star (ya, I am sure she is going to have to really stretch her “acting skills” for that) is more important than doing what the Judge ordered you to do in order to stay out of jail.

PS. That bloated face is awfully suspicious for someone who is supposed to be not partying.  Just sayin’!

Tanya: It was probably once an elegant gown (LOVE the shoulder things) but the moment Lindsay put it on it tried to hand her the pink slip and leave. Too bad only part of it got away.

Who am I kidding. She totally cut it off to make it more ho-tastic.

And that’s be best her face has looked in awhile.

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