Stacey, remember when I said Madonna has “Granny Cleavage” and you asked me to never say the words “Granny Cleavage” ever again? Well, I was looking through the I Smell Smut analytics and people are searching Google for “granny cleavage”, finding our site, and loving our posts. In fact, of all the ridiculous things people are searching for to find our site, “granny cleavage” is the #20 traffic driving keyword. That’s fairly high for something so weird and disturbing (Tori Spelling is #1; also weird and disturbing). I’m also loving the amount of traffic we get for the term “Motorboat“.

Some other personal faves:

“bathing suits to make your butt look bigger”

“cyrus’s parenting skills”

“jared leto pretentious”

“tits in Hawaii”

Heh. Analytics are fun

Stacey: LOL!  I love this story so much!  Granny Cleavage?  Who is searching for this term?  You people are sick.  You know who you are!  *gives side eye*

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