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Adrien Brody at one point wasn’t completely unattractive right?

But this outfit.  This horrible brown leather douche suit is too much.

My husband had this old arm chair that was his Grandfather.  It was one of those old school ones that vibrated and heated up.  When he was little he would sit in it with him after dinner and his grandfather would peel an apple and cut it up and share it with him every night.  When his grandfather passed away, he kept the chair.  Nice story right?

I hated this thing.  By the time we lived together it was so worn and so old and so dangerous.  I was convinced that if you left this thing heating for too long it would burst into flames and burn down our house.  When we bought our first house I made him throw it out.  Sounds mean, I know, but this thing looked like Adrien Brody’s suit.  Picture it. Like this suit but on a chair.

I think that’s what makes this outfit so bad.  It should be a chair.

Tanya: When I grow up and build an estate home I want to have a library in it with some nice leather cigar chairs kinda like this outfit. Something you can sit in after dinner and talk about stocks and investments, global warming and classic literature. I also want to wear a silk robe and smoke a pipe while doing these things.

Wait a minute… are those gold shoes? … *barf!*

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