From Russell Brand’s Rolling Stone interview:

“Whilst on tour, I masturbate a little bit, but not too much,” Brand admits. “It’s similar to the monkeys you see masturbating at the zoo, where it’s like ‘Zookeeper! Zookeeper! There’s something wrong with that monkey! And then, of course, if you ejaculate onto yourself, there’s that beautiful, transcendent, orgasmic moment of relief, then you walk to the bathroom, clean up and you catch yourself in the mirror and it’s like, ‘I don’t know what you’re looking at! Kings have done that!’”

Stacey: There is definitely something wrong with me because this article is hilarious and I totally loved reading it.  I am ashamed of myself

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