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Happy birthday.  Now here’s a punch in the face!

According to Us Weekly, that’s how it went down for Lindsay Lohan when she was out celebrating her 41st 24th birthday last night.  She was out at a club in LA hanging out with Doug Reinhardt when a waitress walked up and punched her in the face.  Apparently, the waitress has a history with Doug and was jealous and hit Lindsay “for no reason”.

You know, I would feel bad if this happened to any other person other than Lindsay but this girl brings it on herself.  What is she doing hanging out with another of Paris’ ex boyfriends anyways?  And why is she always out at clubs?  Shouldn’t someone who is trying to repair her image maybe stay at home one night a week?

Tanya: Because it’s her birthday I’m going to let Lindz in a little secret: Clubs = trouble. I know, I know, that’s a little too deep for the Friday of a long weekend, but let me explain. People don’t generally walk up and punch you in the face unless they’ve been drinking. And people don’t get pulled over under suspicion of driving under the influence unless they’re driving recklessly, which also tends to happen after you’ve been partaking in drugs or alcohol, both of which tend to happen at the clubs. And the photos of people who look like they couldn’t even tell you which way was up? You guessed it; those pictures of wasted celebrities get taken right outside of the club.

I can’t guarantee that Lindsay Lohan won’t get punched in the face if she goes to see a late night movie, but I’d say it’s less likely to happen there than if she went to the club.

But, uh, Happy Birthday Lindz. Hopefully this upcoming year is better than the last one has been.

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