Seriously. The Smith family is my favourite. Sure, the Rossdale’s are pretty spunky and the Affleck’s are adorable, but I think I’d rather be part of the Smith family. My dad Will could teach me fun jokes to play on people, my mom Jada can braid my hair and hang out with me, my new sis Willow and I will fight over those pants, and Uncle Jackie Chan can teach me how to kung fu chop things in half.

Will & Jada, will you please adopt me?

Stacey: Tanya, no!  If they adopt you they will make you go to that school that teaches L.Ron Hubbard’s teachings but “isn’t a Scientology school”  *wink wink*  And you will have to hang out with Tom Cruise. And no family is cool enough to do that!

(pic: I’m Not Obsessed)

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