(Pic: Just Jared)

The other day, Tanya asked the Smith’s to adopt her because, well, they are pretty freakin’ cool.  If you can put up with a llittle Scientology or Tom Cruise, they would be a pretty sweet family to belong to.  No word yet from their camp but I am keeping my fingers crossed for you, Tan!

Me, on the other hand, if I could be adopted by any family, I would want it to be the Affleck/Garners.  Why?  Well, while daddy Ben is a huge movie star he likes to stay out of the spotlight but be highly involved in political causes that are important to him, mommy Jen seems to spend so much time with her kids going to the park, taking them to and from school; real hands on.  And because of the girls, Violet and Seraphina. They are so SO gorgeous.  Look at those faces!  Ben and Jen make the most beautiful babies.  Which doesn’t really affect me all that much but who wants to hang out with ugly babies?  Not me.  Plus, maybe I would get a cool new name like theirs.

Ben and Jen, are you looking for a new family member?

And just for funsies, check out the new trailer for The Town with Ben which looks so awesome.

Tanya: My fingers are crossed for you Stace LaLa, and if they DO adopt you can I come over for play dates? I’d love to go hang out at the park with you guys.

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