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Even though Javier Bardem just married Penelope Cruz, I think Penny better keep her eye on her hubby because it seems like he has the hots for someone else:

“No, no. I’m not Brad Pitt. I had the great opportunity to meet Brad a couple of times…what a beauty! He is beautiful and his physicality is so amazing to see. But the beauty really comes from different places—the way he talks, the way he’s interested in what you’re saying. And that body is like—wow! It’s amazing, no? He really made me feel very, like…I don’t know, like, I could fall in love with him! Like a teenager girl getting crazy and going [screams] like that. I met him only twice, but so nice, so…generous and very true to himself, and I don’t know him that well, but I would say it’s a good self. And that is when the beauty comes voom! And if you have a body besides that, then it’s like, f-ck!”

Brad and Javier sitting in a tree.  K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Tanya: I’m not sure if I should give Javier props for being so comfortable with his masculinity that he can squeal like a schoolgirl over Brad Pitt, or if I should give him the side eye and question if he’s gayer than a double complete rainbow?

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