(Pic: Just Jared)

AHA!  I have discovered how Tom Cruise has recently started to look younger and younger.  He is stealing Suri’s life force!  He recently admitted it in a interview with a German Magazine:

“I love all my children, but Suri is my fountain of youth”

You hear that?  He even admits that he would rather take it from Suri than his other children!  Plus, he has clearly sucked all of Katie Holmes life force out of her as she is now a pre programmed robot.  This is horrible!  We must do something before Suri is an emotionless droid like her mom.

Ok.  Maybe that’s not exactly what Tom is saying here, but doesn’t it give you the heebie jeebies just a little bit?

Tanya: That’s the same reason why Madonna keeps Jesus Luz around – to drain the youth from him to keep herself ‘fresh’.

I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of law against stealing peoples life force. If not, there really should be.

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