(Pic: Just Jared)

Happy Birthday to Cammie D who is turning 38.  Good gawd.  Too look like that at any age, let alone 38, is amazing.  Girl is gorgeous.  Her only problem?  Dating that giant d-bag, Alex Rodriguez.  How does this guy pull tail like he does?  It astounds me.

What astounds me even more is the seemingly none existent girl code going on here.  Alex has dated Madonna, Cameron, and Kate Hudson who are all friends through Gwyneth Paltrow.  I’m sorry, but isn’t that a big no no?  What does this guy have that has caused all these hot girls (or Grandma’s in Madonna’s case) to be so uncool to one another?

It must be his picture of himself as half man, half centaur he has hanging above his bed.

Tanya: The ladies might like him because of this, or because of this. Maybe instead of the usual “don’t sleep with my ex’s” girl code they’re pulling the “omg you don’t know what you’re missing!” girl code and encouraging each other to try out ARod’s centaur loins.

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