Happy Birthday to Cammie D who is turning 38.  Good gawd.  Too look like that at any age, let alone 38, is amazing.  Girl is gorgeous.  Her only problem?  Dating that giant d-bag, Alex Rodriguez.  How does this guy pull tail like he does?  It astounds me.

What astounds me even more is the seemingly none existent girl code going on here.  Alex has dated Madonna, Cameron, and Kate Hudson who are all friends through Gwyneth Paltrow.  I’m sorry, but isn’t that a big no no?  What does this guy have that has caused all these hot girls (or Grandma’s in Madonna’s case) to be so uncool to one another?

It must be his picture of himself as half man, half centaur he has hanging above his bed.

Tanya: The ladies might like him because of this, or because of this. Maybe instead of the usual “don’t sleep with my ex’s” girl code they’re pulling the “omg you don’t know what you’re missing!” girl code and encouraging each other to try out ARod’s centaur loins.

At the ripe old age of 27, this piece of information made me feel incredibly old.

Macaulay Culkin turned 30 today.  30!  Can you believe it.  The little kid from Home Alone is now 30?

Maybe I find it so hard to believe because the only time I ever actually see Macaulay is in Home Alone (I watch it every year at X-mas) and to me, he never appears to actually age.

30.  Wow.   As Kevin McAllister would say…

Tanya: Hmmm, this doesn’t make me feel old at all. I actually get the opposite – each time I see Home Alone I think “WOW he was so little then!”

Because I give him so much love I’ve decided to celebrate his birthday by insinuating that Alexander Skarsgard is gay. See pictures below as evidence:

Stacey:  Not hot.  More proof of that and insinuating he is gay here.  But happy birthday to him.  If I were him, I would keep a watchful eye on that GF of his, Kate Bosworth.  I suspect her as a life force sucker as well.

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Wow.  Madonna actually looked really great last night for her birthday bash.  No scary arm gristle, no alarming cheek bones, great dress, great color.

We give Madge a lot of crap here sometimes because let be honest, while she is a legend, she is a frightening, frightening  woman.  But no matter how frightening she is, all I can say is I hope I look half as good as she does when I am her age.  Home girl is 52.  52!  Think of other women you know who are 52 and now think of Madonna.  Its pretty decent by comparison.  If only she looked like this more often and less like this.  The world would be a better place.

Tanya: While I do agree that she looks better than usual here, it’s just weird. Here’s a pic of her when she was 27 (25 years ago!), a pic of Annette Benning who was also born in 1958, and a pic of Scarlett Johansson who is 26. Madonna’s ‘work’ might look good when she’s on stage or posing for pictures (who am I kidding, you know that’s all photoshopped), but in real life it’s creepy. If I was at a party with Madonna, Scarlett Johansson and Annette Benning I’d admire Scarlett for her youthful beauty, respect Annette for her work and the wisdom that comes with age, and I’d stare at Madonna and just think about her face and what she’s done with it. It would distract me from thinking about her extensive career and influence because I’d be more afraid of her flexing her Herculean arms and demanding that Jesus Luz give her some more South American blood so she can swoop down over a small African village and grab another child in her scaly claws.

It’s the same with Micheal Jackson. If I ever met him in person I’d be too busy staring at him trying to see the seam of his prosthetic nose to feel the respect that a musician of that stature deserves.

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Happy Birthday DanRad!

Stacey: Harry Potter is 21?  I can’t believe it!  Happy birthday!

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Happy birthday Annalynne!

Stacey: I totally love these two.  They are young, gorgeous, love the paparazzi, and seem like they are so much fun.  Maybe we need to update our favourite and least favourite celeb couples list since I think we would probably make some changes given the opportunity.

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Happy birthday.  Now here’s a punch in the face!

According to Us Weekly, that’s how it went down for Lindsay Lohan when she was out celebrating her 41st 24th birthday last night.  She was out at a club in LA hanging out with Doug Reinhardt when a waitress walked up and punched her in the face.  Apparently, the waitress has a history with Doug and was jealous and hit Lindsay “for no reason”.

You know, I would feel bad if this happened to any other person other than Lindsay but this girl brings it on herself.  What is she doing hanging out with another of Paris’ ex boyfriends anyways?  And why is she always out at clubs?  Shouldn’t someone who is trying to repair her image maybe stay at home one night a week?

Tanya: Because it’s her birthday I’m going to let Lindz in a little secret: Clubs = trouble. I know, I know, that’s a little too deep for the Friday of a long weekend, but let me explain. People don’t generally walk up and punch you in the face unless they’ve been drinking. And people don’t get pulled over under suspicion of driving under the influence unless they’re driving recklessly, which also tends to happen after you’ve been partaking in drugs or alcohol, both of which tend to happen at the clubs. And the photos of people who look like they couldn’t even tell you which way was up? You guessed it; those pictures of wasted celebrities get taken right outside of the club.

I can’t guarantee that Lindsay Lohan won’t get punched in the face if she goes to see a late night movie, but I’d say it’s less likely to happen there than if she went to the club.

But, uh, Happy Birthday Lindz. Hopefully this upcoming year is better than the last one has been.

Hooray!

But instead of posting some man meat, I thought I would mix it up and post a video from one of her favorite bands, Radiohead.  When Tanya and I were teens we used to spend hours on end in her room in the dark with lit candles and incense, listening to Radiohead contemplating the many facets of our lives, which at the time, included boys, clothes, movies, school, boys some more, and people we didn’t like.  Some things never change.

I wasn’t sure which would be her favorite RH song so I picked one of my favs in hopes that she would appreciate it as much as me :)

So, happy day of birthing, Tanya.  I am truly blessed to have such a wonderful friend.  I hope you know how much you are loved!

Tanya: AWWWWW! You are the sweetest! You made me tear up a little. I love you Stacey <3

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Lifetime hot piece Johnny Depp is turning 47 today.  47!  Can you believe it?  I think that I have been in love with him for half of his life (and all of mine).

While he is getting up there, he still totally melts my heart.  Its the eyes.  And the lips.  And they style.  Its everything really.

Happy Birthday Johnny!

Aviana Olea Le Gallo. It’s a mouthful, but it’s beautiful

Congrats Amy & Darren!

Stacey: Thats awesome!  I can’t wait to see the baby.  I bet she is super cute, like Amy.

Side note, did you know that Amy once had a role on That 70′s Show as Kat Peterson?  How far she has come!

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